What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Nice asteroids.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I love all of your stratified layers!
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
I think we're mint to be!
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You're my missing ingredient.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
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