Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
"My cat doesn't like you."
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Hello Boo-tiful.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
So how many cats do you have?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
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