Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I can be your travel pillow.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I think we're mint to be!
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
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