I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
You look a lot like my next victim.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
I think I glove you.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
You sweep me off my feet!
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
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