Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
I really caribou-t you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Go to BabaMail
