Every function without you will always be void of love.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Love me do
We are perfect balance for each other.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I would give anything to be your personal item.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Here comes the sun of my life
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
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