Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Let’s make like a banana and split.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.