Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I feel like we're in tune
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Give me your number so I can make the call.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
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