Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
"My cat doesn't like you."
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
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