Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Your beauty is blinding.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
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