"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
I think we're mint to be!
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You just caused a heat wave.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
You dropped something. My jaw.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I want you for no raisin.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
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