Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I came here looking for a little tail.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
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