I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
You really flipturn me on.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
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