Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
You are the object of my preposition.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Your treat or mine?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
How about a kanga-root?
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
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