Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Nathan compares to you
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Funny meat-ing you here.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
You are my density!
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Baby, you're a firework.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
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