Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I think I glove you.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Can I claim your baggage?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
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