I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
You look like my future ex wife.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
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