The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Want to be workout buddies?
Hello there, how do you brew?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
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