I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
How about a kanga-root?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Did you know you look good in short pants?
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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