Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Life is better when we stick together.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
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