Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Your beauty is blinding.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I can be your travel pillow.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
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