Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You leave me Wonton more.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
I love your energy.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
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