Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
I think you're barbe-cute.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
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