I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Nice life preservers.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Can I hold your hand?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I'm Havana dream about you.
You dropped something. My jaw.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Do you like free samples?
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
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