I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
You had me at cello.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
You're a good egg.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Are you a red light because stop.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
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