By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I Tour de Francy you.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
You really flipturn me on.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
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