I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I could never Passover you.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
I'm Havana dream about you.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
You're my missing ingredient.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
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