If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
I find my core strength in you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
You're my missing ingredient.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
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