I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I can be your travel pillow.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
You're such a TEAse.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You are my raisin to smile.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
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