Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
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