Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
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