Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
We should make like your parents and split.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day