I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
I can be your travel pillow.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
You’re Isaacly my type
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
How about a kanga-root?
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
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