Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
You’re Isaacly my type
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
How about a kanga-root?
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
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