It's not you...it's your taste in music.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I really caribou-t you.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
How about you and I form a binary system?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
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