You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
I think we need to become better strangers.
I like you cherry much.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Love me till ice cream.
I find my core strength in you.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
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