Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I think we're mint to be!
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Your beauty is blinding.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
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