I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
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