Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Here comes the sun of my life
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
We should make like your parents and split.
I want you. I knead you.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
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