Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Can I be your next varietal?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.