Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
You’re Isaacly my type
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Your name is insert name here?
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
You’re a perfect ten(t).
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
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