Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
You’re Isaacly my type
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
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