What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
You are my butter-half!
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I think you're barbe-cute.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
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