Your name is insert name here?
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
If you were here, Abby all over you
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Do you like free samples?
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
You're just my cup of tea!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You're as hot as a desert summer.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I dreamt about you. You died.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Want to be workout buddies?
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
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