I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
We're donion rings.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I Ecuador you.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Your name is insert name here?
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
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