Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I less than three you.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
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