I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I Ecuador you.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Love me till ice cream.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Let's cross the international dateline together.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
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