I feel like we're in tune
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
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