Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Composers always score.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
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