Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
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