Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
I would love to show you first class.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
I'm at my best during overtime.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
How about a kanga-root?
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
You set my heart bonfire.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
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