Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I can be your travel pillow.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you a red light because stop.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Would you like to share fire with me?
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
How about you and I form a binary system?
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