Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.