I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"My cat doesn't like you."
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Nice life preservers.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
How about we get down to monkey business?
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
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