If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Can I hold your hand?
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I find my core strength in you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
You're just my cup of tea!
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
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