Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You're just my cup of tea!
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
"You deserve better and so do I."
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
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