Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
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