Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
All you need is MY love
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
You're just my cup of tea!
Hello there, how do you brew?
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
I could never Passover you.
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