"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
You should see what I can do with ice.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Are you a red light because stop.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
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