Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I love your energy.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
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