I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Life is better when we stick together.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
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