Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
I want you for no raisin.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I love all of your stratified layers!
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
You dropped something. My jaw.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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