Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Can we still share a netflix account?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I want you for no raisin.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Composers always score.