I could never Passover you.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Nice asteroids.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
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