I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I could never Passover you.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You are the square to my root.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
You’re more special than relativity.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Nice life preservers.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Can I hold your hand?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Permission to board?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
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