Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You're my missing ingredient.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Can I be your next varietal?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
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