"My cat doesn't like you."
I'd start a revolution for your number.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You're just my cup of tea!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Your beauty is blinding.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
I find my core strength in you.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Nice life preservers.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I'd love to see you s'more.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
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