Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Your beauty is blinding.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
I’m soy into you.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
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