I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Your lab or my lab?
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
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