Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
You're a good egg.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
You sweep me off my feet!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
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