Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Your name is insert name here?
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
I want you. I knead you.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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