You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You're hotter than a data center!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
I Got to Get You Into My Life
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