You are one well-defined function!
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You dropped something. My jaw.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
My fridge is hotter than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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