Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I want to stretch with you.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Can I be your next varietal?
If you were here, Abby all over you
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
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