I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Want to become my new personal best?
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Nice Ass-teroid.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Know what? I dig you, really!
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
You are the object of my preposition.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Do you like free samples?
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