Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
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