My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
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