You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
We're donion rings.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Can I be your next varietal?
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
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