There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
I love your energy.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
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