Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
My fridge is hotter than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Please, please me
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
I now believe in Angels.
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