Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
You are so right. And I am so left.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You look like my future ex wife.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
We should make like your parents and split.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
We're donion rings.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
I think we need to become better strangers.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.