It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
We should make like your parents and split.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
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