It's not you...it's your taste in music.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
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