Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
"It's not me, it's you!"
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
We're donion rings.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
We should make like your parents and split.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
I think we need to become better strangers.
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