Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
I really like you. So does my wife.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
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