Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
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