Let’s make like a banana and split.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
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