It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
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