Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
You looked better when I was drunk.
Can we still share a netflix account?
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
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