Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Can we still share a netflix account?
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
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