We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
We should make like your parents and split.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
We're donion rings.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I think we need to become better strangers.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
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