Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
I think we need to become better strangers.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
We're donion rings.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I think we need to become better strangers.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
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