"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Can we still share a netflix account?
"My cat doesn't like you."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
You looked better when I was drunk.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
We should make like your parents and split.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."