Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
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