Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
"My cat doesn't like you."
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
We're donion rings.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
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