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Bone Puns
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Turtle Puns
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Bread Puns
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Funny Limericks
A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that one would win
But alas no pun in ten did.
Physics Puns
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...

It hertz.
Dad Puns
The only good pun is a dad pun
but who am I kidding?
Just a Weeee Bit
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied, "They're all looking to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want." The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls. So the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby, while cute, had the ugliest face he ever saw. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."
Chemistry Puns
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Meat Puns
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
Bee Puns
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
History Puns
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Wine Puns
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Parrot Puns
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Egg Puns
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Vehicle Puns
Car puns are really tiring
Easter Puns
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Animal Puns
What do you call a militia of pigeons?
A coo.
Mushroom Puns
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Potato Puns
Potato puns are a-peeling.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Funny Self-love Quotes
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
Lightning Puns
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
Toucan Puns
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
Salad Puns
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Pun Puns
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Pea Puns
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
France Puns
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Fruit Puns
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Book Puns
These book puns have tickled your spine.
The Angel and the Statues
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them. "That I'm going to give you a special gift..." "I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two beautiful figures approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from where shortly there could be heard a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches... The angel, as pure as he was, couldn't hold a somewhat-less-than-holy curiosity, so he crept close and peeked beyond the bushes. He saw the two of them standing strangely, holding a pigeon. Grinning widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said: "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll do my business on its head."
Biology Puns
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Yoga Pick Up Lines
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Laundry Puns
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Puns
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Not all math puns are bad.
Just sum.
An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick walk into a bar....
No Joke.
Mother Puns
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
Eye Puns
Bad puns are how eye roll.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
Train Puns
The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.
It’s a military coo.
Pumpkin Puns
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Werewolf Puns
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Monster Puns
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Halloween Puns
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
Tableware Puns
My bedroom now has a stained glass window....
A pigeon just flew right into it.