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Eye Puns
Bad puns are how eye roll.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
Dad Puns
The only good pun is a dad pun
but who am I kidding?
Bone Puns
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Salad Puns
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Chemistry Puns
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Cow Puns
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
Funny Limericks
A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that one would win
But alas no pun in ten did.
Vegetable Puns
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Mother Puns
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
Turtle Puns
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Laundry Puns
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Why Did Others Cross the Road? One Liners
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Tree Puns
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Puns
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Not all math puns are bad.
Just sum.
An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick walk into a bar....
No Joke.
Pun Puns
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Vehicle Puns
Car puns are really tiring
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Nuts Puns
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
Meat Puns
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Egg Puns
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Bread Puns
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Potato Puns
Potato puns are a-peeling.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
The $50 Lemonade Stand
A stockbroker walks past a kid selling lemonade “Hey mister, ya want some lemonade?” a little girl calls to him. The stockbroker is just getting out of his brand new BMW in a nice tailored suit. He was about to walk past when he a double take at the sign that says “Lemonade $50”. “Your sign is wrong kid. I think you mean fifty cents.” The little girl shakes her head. “Nope, fifty bucks mister. I need the money for Space Camp!” The stockbroker pause for a minute, because he appreciates a good hustle but clearly this kid is going about it the wrong way. “Look sweetie, I know you’re trying to make money but you have to charge what people are willing to pay. No one is going to pay that much for a tiny cup of lemonade. Now what do you think is a fair price?” The little girl beams and says “Fifty bucks mister!” The stockbroker gives a little sigh and shakes his head. “Okay I’m gonna pass. You see? You can’t make a profit when no one pay your price. Now do you have anything else for sale?” “Homemade brownies, 50 cents!” The stockbroker winces in frustration. “OK look, I studied economics at Harvard and I got my MBA from Wharton so I’m going to teach you a little about business, okay? Now each of your little cups of lemonade probably costs you about fifty cents including the margin cost of your stand.” He takes out a dollar. “I’ll pay you ten times that much because I want to help you understand about markup.” The little girl shakes her head and smiles. “No thanks, mister. Fifty bucks please!” “You know what? I give up. Take this dollar and I’m going to buy two of your brownies, I know you’re losing money on them, and I’m not going to buy a single cup of your overpriced lemonade. I’m trying to be nice and teach you about business but I guess this is the only way for you to learn a lesson.” “Okay!” The girl takes the dollar and puts ten brownies on a plate. Just to make the point, the stockbroker decides to eat one of the brownies right in front of her. Suddenly he begins coughing and gagging uncontrollably. “Oh my God…what is…what did you put in these?” She grins happily and says “It’s my special recipe! Eggs, flour, butter, cocoa, sawdust and goat pellets!” “This is horrible! I have to get this taste out of my mouth!” The little girl takes out a jar full of $50 bills, cocks her head to the side and says through a beaming grin, “Ya want some lemonade?”
Biology Puns
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Mushroom Puns
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Easter Puns
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Physics Puns
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...

It hertz.
Werewolf Puns
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Book Puns
These book puns have tickled your spine.
History Puns
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
Bee Puns
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Halloween Puns
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
Toucan Puns
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
Pumpkin Puns
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Monster Puns
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Fruit Puns
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Wine Puns
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Pea Puns
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Rabbit Puns
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.