What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
There’s a new movie out called “The Truck.” I’ve seen the trailer, it looks great.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.