Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.