Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.