The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!