My husband slapped a fly off the door and said 'Not on my watch!'
I told him "That's a door"
I told my husband I'd missed the bus.
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
I met my husband while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper.
My wife sent me an article about "sandpaper spouses..."
I told her she must be 2000 grit, 'cause she's FINE!
I got a parking ticket today and my husband just laughed.
He thought it was a fine joke.