Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?