If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.